Roast — Retiree Custom Trailer

What’s included One trailer, written for them.

Thirty to sixty seconds. Radio-style narrator. The temperature you chose on this page.

You get an MP3 in 3–5 days — emailed, ready to play in the room.

The clip on this page is only the sample. That file is not what you’re buying.

How it works

Hear the sample. If that voice is the one you want in the room, add it to the cart.

After checkout we’ll ask for a handful of real things: what people call them, the job, the years, a line they always said, where they’re headed.

We write the script. We put it in that narrator’s voice. You get their trailer. They get the last word.

Return & refund

Changed your mind before you’ve sent us their details? Say so. We’ll send the $50 back.

Once those details arrive, the work is theirs — a custom trailer, not a ready-made clip. If we misspell a name or a line lands wrong, we’ll fix it. We won’t start over for a different tone or a different person.

After we’ve delivered their MP3, the sale is finished. No refund then. The room already has the movie.